er4748:hi

oon26: how are you?

748: good you

n26: ok

748: oh what do you look like

Moon26: head, body, two arms, two legs

r4748: now details please

on26: 5'7 red hair

n26: green eyes

on26: I bite my nails

oon26: I have a burn on my wrist from work

r4748: ok waht are you wearing

maMoon26: clothes

oon26: t-shirt

sper4748: and

n26: and pants

per4748: and

on26: a leather corsett and a black g-string

aMoon26: now grow up

r4748: why are you so mean

r4748: b/c i asked what your wearing

n26: what does it matter

748: oh fien bye

oon26: if I was sitting here naked you wouldn't know

748: yea but it would be fun if i was there

on26: yeah?

oon26: tell me how much fun?

748: well how much would you let me have

n26: as much as you can describe in written word

(This is just an interjection by my friend that I was talking to at the same time as this conversation, showing him what this little dweeb was writing)

lly: hehheh

4748: well what would you wear if i came over

oon26: I'm not the one describing here, you are

oon26: remember, I'm naked

748: would you seriously wear nothing if you met me

oon26: why not?

er4748: whats your bra size

oon26: 36 DD

er4748: so iw ould come in and kiss you and make out with you

lly: heh

lly: gee, this boy sure is smooth

Moon26: I'm back in junior high

748: and then kiss your neck slowly and lightly

n26: is this supposed to be internet sex?

26: hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

on26: I've had better

lly: hehheh

elly: I think you should be creepy funny and frightening

lly: Get creative

48: cant you tell me some

n26: I'll tie you up and fuck you in the ass with my dildo while I suck you off

748: oh yaeh then waht

on26: then when you stop crying, I"ll do it again

elly: hehheh

4748: why would i cry

oon26: you telling me you've been fucked in the ass?

748: no

on26: it hurts

on26: so before you start getting out the lube, rethink it

er4748: bye

n26: you didn't want to play my game

per4748: whatever

n26: but I had to play yours?

on26: oh he's gone LOL